Does being here make you feel like you’re in an Italian porn film?
Much less by a stranger
at a writers’ workshop
on a bucolic college campus
walking down the sweeping marble staircase
to the basement Rathskellar for open mic.
Truth to tell, I would not know the difference
between an Italian porn film and one from, say, Australia,
although perhaps the latter might have more koalas and kangaroos.
I am stumped.
Unlike my halcyon college days, forty years ago,
when I had a ready answer to do you believe in free love?
and I’d toss off it's worth what it costs,
I ponder the question.
What is it that evokes this image for you?
Do you see cleavage in the verdant rolling hills?
Do you see masculine celebration
in the white columns that adorn every red-brick building?
Or the lampposts—
sturdy ten-foot black poles topped with white oval globes?
White wicker rockers on long covered porches
might work for a kiss, but hardly a tryst.
Venetian blinds everywhere here, not Venetian blondes.
No minx in minks
nor naked nubile nymphs
grace this campus,
though the founding father’s statue stands erect—
stern, whiskered, in top hat and great coat.
Hardly studly.
Somehow Signor,
I do not see your role in this film,
with your plaid shirt, slight paunch, and scruffy beard.
Your sandaled feet would not sweep a maiden off hers, even if you shed the socks.
We have reached the bottom step.
Italian porn film?
I think not.
Perhaps,
though,
